I’m back from Bangkok. Thailand has always being known as the land of smiles. It is indeed.

They have sunny weather throughout the year that keep most angmoh very happy and most of them are from Russia because I notice they have menu in Russian, signboard in Russian, hotel bellboy who speaks russian… whoaaa! Impressive. So knowing Russian language was not bad at all.

What makes me smile is this dish of mango sticky rice. Super yummy sweet mango and fragrant glutinous rice. Thai restaurant in Malaysia hor… give u one big chunk of sticky rice but a slice of tiny mango… so kiamsap.

Waaaahhhh Tom Yam kung with big fresh prawns! I’m addicted to tomyam now.

Hotel in Pattaya is very understanding and is ready to serve every customer’s need. This is the first thing I notice when I open the room door. Lol. I’m sure it makes a lot of people smile.

When I stepped out of the airport, I was amazed by the colourful taxis at the entrance of the arrival hall. Wahseh. Pink taxi ler! Even got pink buses, pink motorbike, pink… everything in pink.

And also a lot of pink hello kitty merchandise. I started to understand why so many guys there ended up becoming transvestites. Please take note that early education and upbringing of a child is very important. I shall feed my son with pornography next time… but eh then my son willl turn into sex maniac lor like dat? Aiyak, kenot kenot.

Thais are very clean. The city is very clean, until there isn’t a rubbish bin anywhere (dat’s bcos they are afraid of people planting bomb in the public rubbish bin). They also got the cleanest public toilet of the year! This beat our country a lot. I wonder why is our public toilet so smelly and dirty?
Of course I went, I peed and flushed the best public toilet there! Uh… and I know why they win the best toilet because there were many fans inside the toilet. Where else you wanna be when it’s 30+ degree celsius outside the safari?

Those Patin fishes in the Chao Praya river very scary. My goodness… if only this river is located in Malaysia… I don’t think those patin fish can grow so big because we’ll eat them all. ^^. Steamed patin fish very nice lor. Thai people doesn’t know how to cook patin fish so they don’t eat them that’s why the river is full of these fishes.

Waaaah~ I tell you, Thailand got the most beautiful women on earth. Long slim legs, super big boobs, beautiful smile and pretty face. Suddenly I feel so timid standing next to her him.

You know there was this plump indian man, he took photos with all the ah kua there and he groped their arses =_=. I wonder does he knows tranverstite = man?

Regardless, the ah kua show is really cool. They all can dance better than Rihannah!

Tags: ah kua, bangkok, mango sticky rice, tomyam kung, travel