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YuinYin feel a bit siao siao today after hugging her 5 inch thick internal medicine textbook for a week. So I was chatting withYatz yesterday and he ask me to share this with all of you (maybe he was refering to guys). Good things must share ma.

You know, there are times when you feel very very poor and got no money to eat. And you are desperate to earn money… and you knowla… nuffnang is damn slow lor… me 1 week also earn rm8 like dat, can enough to buy chicken rice for 2 days only. So the secret to earn fast money (this I learn from friends that went Barcelona in January)…….

Follow instruction wor….

1) Go download porn. (eh got any nice website, remember to share ok? Dun be selfish)

2) Watch and TFK.

3) Ejaculate!

4) Sell your sperms for 50 euros.

5) 50 euro x 4.8 = rm 240! Can eat chicken rice for a month!

I’m not joking about this. In Spain, there were ads everywhere offering 50 euro for your sperms. Imagine you can ejaculate 3 times a day = 3 x 50 euros. Rich la.

Girls also can sell, 1 ovum cost 900 euro. But you know how precious is the egg, 1 month only produce 1. And the ovum can live for 24 hours only so very difficult to catch the right time to extract it.

Guys different. They can distribute their sperms anytime. So make full use of it, dun just waste ur sperm and flush it into the toilet bowl. Go earn some money dude! And ejaculate minimum 5 times a week can prevent prostate cancer.

1 stone shoot 2 birds. 50 euros + cancer free. If you know.. prostate cancer is one of the top 3 cancer that kills men in malaysia along with nose cancer and lung cancer.

Your sperms will go to sperm bank in the hospital and help people that couldn’t get children to have children. Or maybe.. hmm u know lesbians wanna have children and usually they get from sperm bank.

…….. I can’t imagine one day when I visit Barcelona, all the angmoh there looking like ah Yatz………. >.< *shudders

P/S: This post is for laugh only ok? Dun sue me for indecency. =P And ah Yat pls dun kill me!

Girls love Barbie dolls. And these days… doll are getting bigger in size. When you see girls playing with dolls is something natural. I myself also own a few Barbie dolls. But what if guys play with dolls? And you know, I know… when guys play with dolls it means something else.

When I ask my friend what souvenir he wants me to get from UK, he jokingly told me to get a mannequin made according to real human size and feature. But I never really thought that such dolls do really exist except from japanese anime. Then I google search lor. This is what I found at www.realdoll.com.

Wahlau eh… she looks prettier than me so much!!!! Summore her nen nen will never sag. (*don’t let ken see… don’t let ken see… later he dump me for dat doll)

This doll can be custom made according to the feature that you want. Big eyes, small eyes. A cup, G cup. Brunette or blonde hair. So you can say that this will be the most perfect plastic girlfriend that you have and sometimes more beautiful than your real girlfriend. And you can position her in any pose that you like and dress her up in any kinky cosplay costume. And she have a hole too… for you to poke so you can have sex with her all you want.

But the question is, why would anyone get this doll? She can’t talk, she can’t hug and comfort you, she can’t cook or do your laundry. Well…. ok, but she can have sex with u… errrhhh i mean you can have sex with her. Is this counted as sex or masturbate? If a girl use a dildo in penis shaped… dat is call masturbation rite… and this is?

For me, my first impression about guys that actually buy this doll is they are either really really sexually bian tai or they are the kind of guys that think too highly of themselves and keep on aiming for all those beautiful hot chicks but of course they will never be able to get them la (bcos I know such guys in real life, they are such a loser bcos they dun have look and money nevermind… but attitude n behaviour like a bitch, so which girl would want them la?).

Some more I think the doll look eerie. Later at night she can move or something like dat, like in those ghost movie, she carry knife and walk around then go stab you. >.< eeeekkkkk kong bu!

Anyway, that’s not the point. Will any of u guys reading this buy this doll and why?

Hmmm… Benny ask me a question when I wanted to get porn from him some time ago. He ask me, what do girls feel after watching porn. Do they get high like guys? I know guys down there will become hard la due to vasodilation but I’m not sure which part of girls should get hard tho =P.

I watched chinese, japanese, american porn with my friends ler. I don’t feel anything. I think it’s disgusting for some, feel bored and fall asleep after some. But I watch also just out of curiosity since all the guys so hook to porn and pssssttt one of my groupmate keep over 100+ GB of porn. Wahlau eh! And there’s this guy here with a very hamsap face with squinting small eyes which makes him looks more hamsap, he got a lot of collection of porn from all over the world. Usually the source of porn in my neighbour’s room come from him (which we all watch together girls n boys, seniors and juniors in his room).

Usually typical medical students reaction are;
“waaahhh holy cow why his kukujiao so long wan? eh Q, longer than yours la. Hahaahahah..” (male comment)
“Whoaaa… the actress got such a beautiful areola… *jeles *jeles…” (female comment)

And when some stupid part came up, we all just laugh together. (Seriously chinese porn are hilarious, more like a comedy than a porn. The difference is the actress and actor are dressed, then undress, then dressed again then undress. american porn mah fully naked lor.)

Is porn really good? —> David say is good ler =D.
I wonder how does the male brain works? Even Dr. Chua soi lek also must watch porn before he do. So does this means foreplay is to make her go high and porn is to make him go high? Any sexpert can answer this?

*eh, I’m a virgin la.. so how you expect me to know wor. I only study sex from medical point of view and anatomically =D. And my bf also a virgin la… lagi hopeless to ask him.

Just now when I was chatting with fooie, something funny came out lol.
I notice how every guy in this world refer their penis as their “bro”.

And sometimes when you were chatting with your friend, unintentionally, you’ll ask him “how’s your little brother doing?” (refering to their real blood related younger brother born from the same mother and same father =D )
And your friend will grin and answer “my lil bro is doing fine. very strong summore.”
Ehe… then you will start scratching your head and realise that he is talking about his other “bro”.

So i’m just wondering… how do you guys refer your “bro” as? little brother?
I think it’s sound so funny because I have a brother younger than me 12 years of age. He always call me “ta jie” (big sis), i call him “xiao di” (lil bro). So does this means that all this while I’m calling my brother, penis/dick/kukujiao?
Hahahaha…. guys…. adui

And one more thing I want to ask everyone opinion. We all know that female can reach orgasm countless time a day. But How many times can a guy cum a day? My groupmates told me, there’s a guy who can cum maximum 10 times a day (I’m not sure it’s continuous or at interval of few hours because no detail was given) but the red boys (my kawan-kawan who always lepak together at 9th floor) say 1 day guy can cum maximum 3 times only wor.

So may I have a share of your opinion? =D

Note: I am not pervert!… just curious wan to know only since all the guys i know so competitive, so eager want to compare how many times they can cum in a day. So I shall conduct a survey and ask the public.

Comment is open to all regardless age, sex, status. ^^

Ooops. Yvonne asked me why my posts so “horny” lately. What to do, I am studying women now. My teacher say,
Gynae = woman, logos = study/knowledge, so Gynaecology = study of woman.

Wah I’m amazed with our hole down there. Do you know when your estrogen level is high (usually during the week after auntie(menses) balik rumah), the external opening of our cervix will be dilated to 1cm. Normally hor it will stay constricted at 0.2cm. diameter 1 cm is enough to insert 1 finger ler. I’m not sure if this applied to nulliparous (haven’t beranak before) only or both mother and non-mother. But anyway guys sure very happy when the opening is big lor cos it benefits them more than us wat.

Something bizarre happened 2 days ago. There’s a woman got admitted to the O&G department for profuse bleeding from the vagina. At first the doctors suspect there’s rupture of uterus, or there’s rupture somewhere in the reproductive organ. But after a detail questioning of the bf, we found out that they had “hot” sex previously, then after that she bleed from down there non-stop. Then they called the ambulance and send her to the hospital.

It was 3rd degree hemorrhagic shock, she lost 1 litre of blood. In this situation, she can die wan u know. Hey guys, be gentle a bit la, dun Fuck so chor lou can or not? The vagina is a sensitive area, can bleed very easily. Dun traumatized Miss Vagina la. Even when doctor wan to collect tissue to do Pap smear also have to be extra careful leh. How can u guys just do it so recklessly ler. Tsk. Tsk tsk. This is a real life situation, not from TV.

And yes! I finished my paediatrics exam lu. Hahaha finally. And since I’m kinda free laedi and since my blog lack of updates these days, so will have a lot a lot of updates from now on! Stay tune. Ngek ngek ngek, 50 more days going home liao. Belle, dun miss me too much yea~ Muacks~