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Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy: “…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita….”

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato’ Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! Itu pasal la lu tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. Kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……

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Cheers people! Lol I got this from QQ.
Have a good laugh and have a nice day!
Ciao, back to my warzone to fight against psychiatry.

Detective YY is super bored today. And there’s nothing creative to blog about yet. And so she wanders off into the toi-toi (toilet/washroom/bathroom/厕所/洗手间/tandas/bilik air) to investigate the reasons why people like to camwhore in the toilet. And so the conclusion that she get is as follow:

1. Since the toi-toi is a small chamber/room, so the light is more focus and pictures taken in there appeared to be brighter and show nice skin colour tone. (Doesn’t matter how many light bulb it has, still brighter than inside the room.)

2. Toi-toi is a private chamber for people to do private business without being interrupted, spied, disturbed. (That’s why hor people go poke poke in special toilet for the disable in shopping mall.) So it is safe to “fatt hao” inside the toi-toi taking your own perasan pictures of yourself. And plus no one will finds out about it, not even your roomate, housemate, neighbour… because feel very pai seh de ler if they caught you in action.

3. The thick door and wall of the toi-toi somehow filtered and convert the chichak chichak sound from your camera into “plop-plop-plop” like as if you are shitting inside so… no matter how much other resident in the house want to use the toi-toi, they will wait for you to finish your big business first instead of knocking/kicking/breakdown the toi-toi door chasing you out.

4. Some toi-toi have nice smell such as those equipped with Ambi Pur toilet spray. Sometimes it even smells better than Lancome Miracle! So nice smell + privacy promotes good feelings and thus making toi-toi the best place to chichak chichak away for the bestshot to upload in friendster.

5. You have all the beautifying tools ready in the toi-toi. Hmmm? got vege stuck between your teeth ah? No problem, take your toothbrush can toothpaste, prepare oral-B floss and get rid of that vege! Eh face oily ah? No worry, facial foam, moisturiser, toner, hampalang beauty product all in one place. So prepare yourself and start chichak chichak to get the best natural, beautiful look.

6. Where is the biggest mirror located in your house? hmm? most people have it in the toi-toi so that can have a clear look of themselves naked from head to toe, from chest to ass to check if there’s any abnormalities on your body such as lovebites mosquitoe bites, bruises, scar, pimples, etc etc. So pose your best pose in front of the mirror before snapping pictures. Show your cutest look, sweetest smile… then mah chichak chichak chichak lor!~

7. When you’re tired of standing and posing liao, you can always rest your leg by sitting on the toilet bowl after putting down the cover. And you can pose again and start chichak chichak away.

So after a long investigation, this is my product from camwhoring in the toi-toi. Nice or not?

Not bad hor?
I think the toi-toi is one of the greatest creation by our ancestor. Aside from providing us a place relieve nature call, release toxic wastes, cleaning our body, wasting time… it is now a new destination for all the vain youngster to camwhore!

So ready your camera… and start chichak chichak-ing away…..!!!~~ And do share with me the result from your camwhoring. This is needed to prove my hypothesis! Sekian, terima kasih.

This is specially dedicated for Andy. Hope you recover at the speed of light! Then finally we can sit down and enjoy our bah kut teh together. (P/s: I very broke now, and Andy also spent a lot on medication… so Belle is working, Belle then should belanja! =D ekekekeke *wicked smile)

This is a simple stir-fried pork in dark soya sauce but it’s very yummilicious. Cooked by my dad, and yet no one else can master his skill of culinary yet. I hope *K could cook for me, instead of all the spagetti lol.

Wah… a lot of people tagged me la. If I don’t take all the awards and do the tag, like that a bit dun give face to all my fellow bloggers wor. So I decided to put do all the tag at one shot.

TAG 1
I received this award from belle and babyfiona long time ago (within this month actually) but i’m just too lazy to blog about it cos I’m a slow blogger, it takes me 3-4 hours to write a post swt =_=”. What to do, i got no talent in blogging lor.

TAG 2
This one is awarded by ah miao aka jian. So here it goes.
“The originator of the Nice Matters award states that it is meant for “those that are just nice people, good blog friends, and those that inspire good feelings and inspiration! Those that care about others, that are there to lend support, or those that are just a positive influence in our blogging world!”
Thank u, thank u so much =D.

So for this 2 award, I gonna tag:
1. Evelyn
2. Melissa
3. little Misha
4. Foon ling
5. Lay Poh

(Psssttt…. I have just realise how limited are my female blogger friends… cos most of my female friends they don’t blog! They go shopping instead =_=)

TAG 3
This is a super long long long tag from Yung….

IT’S A TAG!!!
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Name 10 friends from the opposite sex. (Friends only hor, not bf, hubby or watever rite? okla…. start!)
1. Kok Fye
2. Ken
3. Kenneth Khaw
4. Jonathan
5. Vincent
6. Bobby
7. Arthur
8. Lucas
9. Etokii
10. Malcolm

Would you rather party with 1 or 7 ?
1. Kok fye 7. Arthur
With Kok fye of course, ahah cos he’s our red satria ah mat… and yea, I still dun have driving license =(.

Marry 2 or 6 ?
2. Ken 6. Bobby
Marry Ken of course! Bobby keeps reminding me of the colgate otter lol.

Kill 3 or 8 ?
3. Kenneth Khaw 8. Lucas
Kill Lucas! Kill! Kill! Kill! Why so? Though we are close friends but then hor… oi u hypocrite, u know we all dun like Siti but u sengaja trying to kik us.

Date 9 or 10 ?
9. Etokii 10. Malcolm
Date Malcolm of course =). He’s a nice gentleman, I’m sure our date will be something very nice and sweet instead of goyang kaki at mamak stall feeding mosquitoes lol.

Make out with 4 or 7 ?
4. Jonathan 7. Arthur
Errrhhmmm aiyerr… can I don’t want any of them? One is interested in another friend, one is super hamsap. Can I choose someone else pls……?

Cuddle with 6 or 8 ?
6. Bobby 8. Lucas
Cuddle with bobby is always safer. Lucas hands might misplace somewhere forbidden. =D

Have kids with 4 or 5 ?
4. Jonathan 5. Vincent
With Vincent if I only got this 2 choice. Of course if preferable, I want it with my hubby la. Pregnant b4 marriage is not my type.

Live with 1 or 9 ?
1. KokFye 9. Etokii
Tough choices.
Live with Kokfye - Pro: yay can go australia Con: I think I have to feed him.
Live with Etokii -Pro: got a lot of drama supplies and a lot of snacks to bite and got free milo Con: Have to stay in Kursk la~ dun wan >_<

Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5 ?
2. Ken 5. Vincent
Wanna be stuck with Ken. Island got no blanket wan ma, when cold hor can hide in Ken’s bearbear hug.

Trade lives with 8 or 10 ?
8. Lucas 10. Malcolm
I am not trading my life with anyone… since I almost died twice. Should treasure my life properly =D

Wake up next to 4 or 9 ?
4. Jonathan 9. Etokii
Errrhhh…. I don’t even live with them, so how to wake up next to them ler?

Completely disown 3 or 7 ?
3. Kenneth Khaw 7. Arthur
Lol, I choose Arthur…. why? I also dunno.

Eyes ?
2.Ken

Smile?
3. Kenneth Khaw

Face ?
10. Malcolm

Body ?
10. Malcolm 3. Kenneth Khaw(dunno why I just like thin thin tall tall guys ahah.)

Abs ?
eerrrhhh They never get naked in front of me before how I know wor.

Ass?
Errrhhh….. I should try grabbing one of their asses ASAP then I’ll let u know.

Style ?
10. Malcolm

Has 3 ever hurt you ?
Nope.

Have you ever hurt 4 ?
Nope.

Who’s the funniest ?
10. Malcolm

Can you beat up 8 ?
YES! but then he will kejar me for revenge later…

When was the last time you saw 9 ?
4th June 2007 =D

Who’s the smartest ?
hmmm…. actually hor I am the smartest. ngek ngek ngek

How long have you known 2 ?
it’s our secret…..

What would you do if 1 and 6 started fighting ?
1. Kok fye 6. Bobby
hahaha trust me, this will never happen because both of them are nice nice gentleman unless got competition la. KokFye - karate black belt. Bobby- taekwando black belt. Should be an interesting show hor?

Who is dating 6/crushing on ?
Hmmm…. this one ah I also want to know. Can somebody tell me?

Does 7 smell good ?
Errrh I guess so, can smells like curry chicken consider good?

Who will you still be talking to in 15 years ?
As long as I didn’t lost my memory, I will be talking to everyone =D

P/S: I know it is very obvious I pilih kasih to no.1,2 and 10 but really ma they are the closest to me. =P Other guy friend, dun jeles, jeles. eehehe

For this tag, I feel very lazy to think about who to tag lol. So errrhh, u go do urself la if u r interested.

In August, there was this Idol-Look-Alike contest organised by Samsung Fun Club. Hehe because don’t know when is the competition real date mah, so try try also no harm in case I got selected and the real contest begin after I finish my therapies ler so I submitted my picture #21 (please refer my friendster main picture display =D), enter the contest as Ueto Aya.

This is Ueto Aya, not me la =_=”

And then hor…. long time din check email mah me cos was too sick, discovered that unexpectedly…. I made it into the preliminary round as one of the top 30 contestants from a few hundred of girls and boys who joined the contest =) !!! Wuahahaha

Click here to see the email I received (image too big to fit in the blog)
email from samsung.bmp

But too bad, in the end I didn’t make it also because:
1) Hahaha I forgotten to check my Gmail
2) It was during my 5th week of treatment, I look like ghost lor, “fai si” scared away all the judges. More like I join the contest looking like “Ju on” than Ueto Aya.
3) There will always be another chance wat since if this one also can make it to 2nd round ngek ngek ngek.

So I’m very determined to join next and next next and more next next next all sort of star search, beauty contest in future ahaha. Why ah? Uhmmm bcos hor I always wanted to be ambassador of Unicef representating Malaysia to save children around the world and usually most of the ambassador of UNICEF oversea (HK - Gigi Leung, Korea - Won Bin) are famous artist…. and I’m a nobody. Lol at least should try to gain some fame mah~ Unless being a blogger is eligible to apply for that post la… I hope! Then 5xmom, Chan lilian will be our most suitable candidate liao.

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I can eat like normal liao weeee~ I can open my mouth big big to put sushi in. I can drink sour fruit juice (green apple, orange) liao! Yea, and I think food is very important lor…. because the color has returned to my pale face already. Hehehe here’s the sneak preview of my new haircut! Will update more later when I’m free. Need to go see Dr.Foo today.

YES! YES! I have regained back my health! Huahaha, YuinYin is back in action again on a mission to save the world! Ngek ngek ngek =X.

(Oh ooopss… lupa go kutip the my award from babyfiona this morning. Yesterday couldn’t access her blog though.)