Do you know how much 1 ejaculation cost?
YuinYin feel a bit siao siao today after hugging her 5 inch thick internal medicine textbook for a week. So I was chatting withYatz yesterday and he ask me to share this with all of you (maybe he was refering to guys). Good things must share ma.
You know, there are times when you feel very very poor and got no money to eat. And you are desperate to earn money… and you knowla… nuffnang is damn slow lor… me 1 week also earn rm8 like dat, can enough to buy chicken rice for 2 days only. So the secret to earn fast money (this I learn from friends that went Barcelona in January)…….
Follow instruction wor….
1) Go download porn. (eh got any nice website, remember to share ok? Dun be selfish)
2) Watch and TFK.
3) Ejaculate!
4) Sell your sperms for 50 euros.
5) 50 euro x 4.8 = rm 240! Can eat chicken rice for a month!
I’m not joking about this. In Spain, there were ads everywhere offering 50 euro for your sperms. Imagine you can ejaculate 3 times a day = 3 x 50 euros. Rich la.
Girls also can sell, 1 ovum cost 900 euro. But you know how precious is the egg, 1 month only produce 1. And the ovum can live for 24 hours only so very difficult to catch the right time to extract it.
Guys different. They can distribute their sperms anytime. So make full use of it, dun just waste ur sperm and flush it into the toilet bowl. Go earn some money dude! And ejaculate minimum 5 times a week can prevent prostate cancer.
1 stone shoot 2 birds. 50 euros + cancer free. If you know.. prostate cancer is one of the top 3 cancer that kills men in malaysia along with nose cancer and lung cancer.
Your sperms will go to sperm bank in the hospital and help people that couldn’t get children to have children. Or maybe.. hmm u know lesbians wanna have children and usually they get from sperm bank.
…….. I can’t imagine one day when I visit Barcelona, all the angmoh there looking like ah Yatz………. >.< *shudders
P/S: This post is for laugh only ok? Dun sue me for indecency. =P And ah Yat pls dun kill me!
Mine is worth 100 Euro..!!lolx..
I would donate my sperm direct to a hot Latin girl!
WOW, one day can earn 500 euros! LOL
oh my gosh 3 times a day!!!
but for 50euro..i am in
hahaha
nice post
have a nice day
Whoa maybe I should quit my current job. Imagine how much I can earn!
Avg male 4eja per week so
4×52weeks is 208 x Euro 65 (30% inflation according to YY recently) is Euro 13530 Euro per year! Assuming 25 year old still can ejaculate until 55 years old. That is 30 years.
So 13,530 x 30 years = 405,900 Euro
convert to RM is 405,900 x 5 = Rm2,029,500! Whoaa!! No need work liao.
Just everyday TFK! And imagine got 2million kids going to resemble you! How nice~ lol
YY your fault for making me post this.
If everday TFK 3 times a day.
365 x 3 x 65 =71,175Euro
25year tfk until 65 is 40 years
71175 x 40 = 2,847,000 x 5 =
RM14,235,000!!! OMG Lets TFK liao!
pookyma: haha 100 euro enuff to eat for 1 month lor. More than enough. Faster than write PPP.
David: 10 ejaculations a day! Not tired meh? lol
Robin: ahaha u can challenge david, he can do it 10 times =P. 500 euros wor…
AK: *faint… bible ask u go spread ur seeds… then go spread la… ahaha rm 2 million!!! OMG… i have to work 20 yrs as doctor to earn dat much.
Theorotical men can produce more then 1 million enjaculations over lifetime, this calculation is no where near. First scenario only 6,240 eja over 30 years and second scenario is 43,800.
AK: waaaahhhh….. 14 million ler.
Yeah I used to intern in an IVF clinic. $85 AUD a squirt. Of course though, there are some criterias to observe. Some ethical issues to think about.
But all in all, good money. If I do say so myself.
Do they receive cat’s worms?
Want mine? one shot u pay me with one bak kut teh enuff liao lah…
david >> u sure or 10 times a day?
AK why umultiply by 65 geh? what’s that 65?
hao >> one shot pay bak kut teh ke…bukkake? LOL
eh..not bad le..later all of the famous footballers also look like me..LOL
YY, if u take more hormones like u said, maybe can produce 2 eggs. then u can earn EURO$1000 a month d lor. and then ur ken can produce EURO$1500 assuming u ejeculate once a day. wow…. u two can rich liao lor. ^^
Yatz: Cos YY said everything in europe now increase 30% inflation. So Euro 50 now inflation becomes Euro 65 liao. hahah! Got say minimum per ejac how many ml? lol if not, those that produce a lot each time can portion into 2 container become Euro 130! Wooor~~~ Omg, yy see what u started now… 8P
U know why? Spanish men are having too much sex and shooting at their gfs, instead of donating to a sperm bank.
Haha damn funny, I love this post
And FYI not everyone can donate sperm. Must be good looking la, eloquent la etc la 
Hehe.
Edrei: =D I’m sure most of the bloggers here are quite strong n healthy, suitable to be the donor. Lol
Jian and miao: Ask ling yu zhong to donate lor. lol… miao kenot.
hao: u so cheap meh? lol bah kut teh? dun wan u la… i wan ling yu zhong phone number =P
Yatz: OMG… the 7th PM of malaysia is Yatz 47th, MU best goal keeper is Yatz 17th, Miss World 20XX is Yatz 63th.. huahahaha
chocolate_pig: u go try with M lor… can earn enough money to marry lor. Hahaha
AK: not my fault la.. ah Yat started this ahahaha…
Adrian: Hahaha but why their girls still want sperm ler? THey want babies but the guys refuse to give la.
Sakari: ahah… so r u hensem enough to donate sperm? =P
I’m a girl la lol. How to donate sperm.
Ovum maybe but too precious la
Ahahaha… ooops. *-* sorry, didn’t check ur profile first b4 reply. cos most of the commentators are guys.. no girls commented so far except you r the first, dat’s why… i thot… oops. Gomen nasai! ^^
Sell..dont sell… sell…dont sell. If i have kids in future, they might fall in love and married with someone who carried my DNA also. Then their baby aka my grand children will become cacat.
ROFL ! if this happens in msia, sure gone case, LMAO.
i heard about it over in the europe but didn’t know it was for real
ill ask sam change his job. fly to europe.
i also want to ask my husband go fly to europe and TFK kau kau!!
Many years ago, a collegue of mine said:
-Men produce millions of seeds per Day. Woman produce one egg pr month.
-What is the internal effort (use of calories and pain) - I replied.
Keep the ballance and make love instead of War.
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dom: if they all look the alike, how to fall in love ler? hmmm… all of our sultan not yet cacat pun =P
satkuru: if it is so… all the guys will spend time ta fai kei instead of working lol.
belle: now sam earning not bad wat….
babyfiona: ask hubby keep the sperm for u first lor… lol when u gonna make baby jek?
TorAa: ah? too deep, i dun understand.
50 euros?! that’s a lot!!!
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