Detective YY is super bored today. And there’s nothing creative to blog about yet. And so she wanders off into the toi-toi (toilet/washroom/bathroom/厕所/洗手间/tandas/bilik air) to investigate the reasons why people like to camwhore in the toilet. And so the conclusion that she get is as follow:

1. Since the toi-toi is a small chamber/room, so the light is more focus and pictures taken in there appeared to be brighter and show nice skin colour tone. (Doesn’t matter how many light bulb it has, still brighter than inside the room.)

2. Toi-toi is a private chamber for people to do private business without being interrupted, spied, disturbed. (That’s why hor people go poke poke in special toilet for the disable in shopping mall.) So it is safe to “fatt hao” inside the toi-toi taking your own perasan pictures of yourself. And plus no one will finds out about it, not even your roomate, housemate, neighbour… because feel very pai seh de ler if they caught you in action.

3. The thick door and wall of the toi-toi somehow filtered and convert the chichak chichak sound from your camera into “plop-plop-plop” like as if you are shitting inside so… no matter how much other resident in the house want to use the toi-toi, they will wait for you to finish your big business first instead of knocking/kicking/breakdown the toi-toi door chasing you out.

4. Some toi-toi have nice smell such as those equipped with Ambi Pur toilet spray. Sometimes it even smells better than Lancome Miracle! So nice smell + privacy promotes good feelings and thus making toi-toi the best place to chichak chichak away for the bestshot to upload in friendster.

5. You have all the beautifying tools ready in the toi-toi. Hmmm? got vege stuck between your teeth ah? No problem, take your toothbrush can toothpaste, prepare oral-B floss and get rid of that vege! Eh face oily ah? No worry, facial foam, moisturiser, toner, hampalang beauty product all in one place. So prepare yourself and start chichak chichak to get the best natural, beautiful look.

6. Where is the biggest mirror located in your house? hmm? most people have it in the toi-toi so that can have a clear look of themselves naked from head to toe, from chest to ass to check if there’s any abnormalities on your body such as lovebites mosquitoe bites, bruises, scar, pimples, etc etc. So pose your best pose in front of the mirror before snapping pictures. Show your cutest look, sweetest smile… then mah chichak chichak chichak lor!~

7. When you’re tired of standing and posing liao, you can always rest your leg by sitting on the toilet bowl after putting down the cover. And you can pose again and start chichak chichak away.

So after a long investigation, this is my product from camwhoring in the toi-toi. Nice or not?

Not bad hor?
I think the toi-toi is one of the greatest creation by our ancestor. Aside from providing us a place relieve nature call, release toxic wastes, cleaning our body, wasting time… it is now a new destination for all the vain youngster to camwhore!

So ready your camera… and start chichak chichak-ing away…..!!!~~ And do share with me the result from your camwhoring. This is needed to prove my hypothesis! Sekian, terima kasih.